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this is for pattymelt. :-D
you have to imagine this joke being told by a middle aged woman with a whisky tenor voice and a new england accent. (if you're unfamiliar with Soph (1884-1966), she was a vaudeville/burlesque comedienne, about as raunch as they came! gotta love the old broad!)
i was playing cards the other day with my girlfriend Clementine when suddenly the doorbell rang. a delivery boy was standing there was two dozen red roses.
Clementine cooed and said, "who are they from? is there a card?"
so I looked and there was a card and i said, "why yes, Clementine, there is a card."
"so what's it say? she asked.
so i opened the card and read it out loud. it said "with love, from your boyfriend Ernie."
so i say to Clementine, "Clementine, you know what this means, don't you?"
and she says, "no, Soph. what does it mean?"
so i say, "this means i'll be spending the next two weeks flat in my back with my legs wide open!"
and Clementine says, "girl? ain't you got a vase?"
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