2004-02-26
5:59 p.m.

another Sophie Tucker joke

this one's also for Patty, who's had a bitch of a day, and for T, who's having a bitch of pivot point in her life...

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i was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me, "Soph, you've got no tits and a tight box."

i said, "Ernie, get off my back."

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