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what a black hole / time sink diaryland has become. i guess it's like for anyone getting a new toy. it's hard to put it down!
this morning, despite all the other things i want and should be doing, i surfed diaries. one that i went to was of someone who just added me to his fav list: nutashamed. his latest entry was hysterical! the dude's a master of the english tongue as well. (that means he writes good)
go visit him.
there's a quote i'd like to paste here from his entry of yesterday:
"He was naked in the pictures. His body was very weedy; his chest was excruciatingly thin and looked painfully underdeveloped. His frame was very small and his stance very effeminate; it didn�t look like his body had gone through puberty. His rather worn out face didn�t fit with his too young body. The massive erection he was proudly holding and displaying to the camera looked malevolently unnatural.
"He then emailed me some crystal clear pictures he said he had taken with a digital camera. The picture was a close up shot of his arsehole. The arse hole itself had an unsavory brown tinge in its creases that make it look particularly unappetizing. Two hairy pillars of scrawny arse cheeks framed it."
what made this so great to me was not only the wonderful use of language, but also that i could have sworn he was describing JWB!!! i couldn't have described Jesus-Wejus Boyfriend any more eloquently! three exceptions:
1. JWB's face isn't 'worn out', but his head is disproportionate to his body. it's too big for it. kind of like a baby head.
2. JWB's erection, though always hard as rebar at my touch, is hardly 'massive'. it's about 5" maybe. maybe a little longer, but definitely under 6". not too thick either. not a pencil dick, but with a little more girth it would be proportionate to its not so much length. that's ok. i used to tell him his dick was "perfect for fucking" to boost his morale (not that it needed boosting given how vain he is). i never told him why though. the real reason it was perfect was because its size made loosening up a breeze. the first time he fucked me (in january '03), it had been 13.5 YEARS since i'd bottomed. given the statute of limitations, my ass had pretty much reverted to virgin status. well, that first time JWB mounted me (actually i rode him), i was frantic to feel him inside me (being in love does that), and i loosened myself up with only one, then two fingers, taking no more than about 10 seconds before having a seat. pain? not so much. a healthy twinge is more like it. so there's some gauge to his girth. i miss it anyway. :-(
3. JWB's 'arse hole' was the most beautiful, picture perfect, text book thing i have ever seen. between that and the being in love stuff i had absolutely no hesitation in eating it. in fact, to rim him was my idea. he never asked. i'd never done it to anyone before, nor had he ever had it done to him. and i'll betcha it was the first and last time for each of us. i got obsessed by it and couldn't get enough. i miss that too.
i can't find a picture of a similar looking butthole. i don't collect them since they're not a fetish, but i did find a dick pic that is a dead ringer:
this pecker ain't all that and a bag of chips, but it is a poking out pic and you know what a turn on that is for me! (i like amateur pics too, but with this one it's kind of hard to tell.)
anyway, moving on to another topic, in compensation for yesterday, i guess, this morning i managed to hump my fist twice. first time didn't take too long but the load was huge. i love how it feels to shoot a biggun. the sensation of this big mass moving up my shaft and out is fantastic! anyway, after that i dozed off, then woke up to an even harder erection! wow! it was amazing to me for a few reasons. only half an hour had passed, plus there's my age (41 thank you), and how much i drink and smoke (way too much), and how little exercise i get (none), and all the pills I'm on (5). well, i worked with this one too. what's great about the second bone is how long you can work it and thus prolong the pleasure. where did my mind wander either wank? to be honest, i can't remember. i do remember actually trying to fantasize about JWB, but couldn't keep my mind there. just disinterest. a sign of progress?!
that brings me to this point. it ties the comments on the above quote and this disinterest in him business together.
not to awful long ago i'd never have been able to diss his cock. his cock to me was the cock to which all others paled. the body description wouldn't have sounded a chord to me either. JWB was the pinnacle of male beauty to me. as i'd noted, being in love can do that. nutashamed's description of this guy made him sound skanky. i identified it with JWB. ergo, if A=B and B=C, then A=C to me.
QED
the plan for today was to leave the house by 8:30, do the McD and tanning thing, get to my office on time (9:30), do my dog and pony shows (from 11 till 2), go to Pandora's Box to get lube and hit Lowe's on the way back for many bags of composted cow manure for my bananas and garden, attend a meeting at 3:15 (which i'd rather have a root canal than go to), then come home and write a diary entry.
the reality of today so far (it's 9:50 as i type) has been to write this entry, in my boxers, still at home and unshowered. oh well.
i'm a salary man, no punching in. the 9:30 is a supposed to. the 11-2 and 3:15 gigs are have to.
ah, how work can interfere with life!
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