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I'm horny. There's a shocker, eh? This morning I was catching up on my d-land buds' entries (more on that later) and was struck by how many noted they'd also been awol for a bit, but all were suddenly hornier than usual. Hmmm... Is it like when women live together they begin to cycle together or is it just the season?
Lately my morning ritual has been whack off a few times, get out of bed, let the boys (my dogs) out, start the coffee, feed the boys, sit at my iBook to check mail, then continue going through my digital porn collection. At this point I've accrued nearly -- yes, I know you won't be shocked -- nearly 200,000 images. Well, with tastes as varied as mine... I've been going through and ditching the poor quality or WTF was I thinking when I downloaded that one ones. Cropping and enhancing some of them too. Tanner has this term 'butterface' to refer to anyone who's got a bod to die for, everything is hot hot hot... butterface. He uses it for just guys, though. He's queer as a $3 bill, but the term is too clever not to use. When I'm cropping in my collection I think of it often, too often with the straight pics. If the guy isn't hot, I won't download them, so no solo gals (sorry DL ;-)). In the straight fuck/suck pics, what's so often that I take the virtual axe to some of it has to do with the make-up or whatever to call it on the women.
There are really sexy looking twats and tits. There are some mighty scary ones, though. Boo! Remember, I'm basically a gay dude who has little problem wandering, pretty much the compliment to the GBB. (You dudes know who I'm referring to!) So what was I talking about? Oh. Croppage comes to scary jugs and cunny, but more times than not it's because of the hideous freakin' make-up, hair that's so teased and shellacked if she fell her freakish 'do' could shatter. And then there are the shoes. What in name of living shite is that all about?!!! Is there a law against women in porn being barefoot? More to the point, do straight guys really get off on all that crap? I prefer her to be her. No gunk. And those shoes are just ridiculous. Ick. I dare you to even try to run away! (If that sounds like my inner-fag talking, get over yourself.)
Ah. So every morning I like to treat myself to a dude parade. There's usually one that strikes me as whoa! Here's this morning's:
Here's yesterday's:
Anyone have any objections to either of these folk? Damn!
None of this has been what I had originally intended to write, but there it is. I'll get to updating on the mundanities another time.
In the meantime, I've been collecting pics of this dude. I don't know why, but he fascinates me. He's done a few (amateur) photo sessions of himself. I've found a bunch (31), but there have to be more. Who is he? I just call him 'Josh'. Here's one pic. I'll do a whole gallery of the ones I have in case anyone can and would like to add to my collection.
That's it for now.
~Seth~
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