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A Man on the Grope Pocket-Pool member since 02/07/04 213 entries Supergold Edition

Description: I'm sort of an equal opportunity sex hound in my own way, but I gotta say I tend to stick to my own kind. So... if you've got a hang up about guys getting it on, perhaps you should move on. Not that there's never any cunny going on here, just probably mostly not.

Strengths: killer smile, giving head, generosity, honesty, using turn signals, flirting, intelligence, wit, sassiness

Weaknesses: booze, gambling, tobacco, fragile emotions, fear of alienation

Turn Ons: young men, goatees, foreskins, nipples, hairy legs, low hangers, voyeurism, bubble butts, dark hair, short hair, partially clothed sex, erotica, reddi-whip, ear biting, piercings (earlobes and nipples only), pecs, hockey, thunderstorm black outs, groping, tattoos, kissing, couch sex, squeeky beds, boxers, bottoming missionary

Turn Offs: stinky crotches, PAs, bigots, selfishness, watersports, pain, humiliation, stupidity, tiny dicks, huge dicks, long floppy labia, 0% body fat

Bumperstickers on my truck: "Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am"

"Got ink?"

"One recruit short of a toaster oven"

"Would someone please poke holes in my jar?"

"Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War"