2006-08-19
1:14 p.m.

Updates: Dog - Horniness - Tanner (in that order, so if you want to head for the chewy nougat center you know where to find it)

My boy is pretty much back to normal. I'm still keeping a close eye on him, though. Ya see, a couple years ago he had a stroke, but an hour later he was pretty much back to normal. (He's also epileptic, so his brain is already on the scrambled side.) The thing is that the other night's episode took him around 30 hours to recover from. We've only been around for 2 strokes. Who knows how many others he's had! The vet says like with people, these "mini's" grow more severe over time and each successive one takes longer for recovery. From 1 to 30 hours for recovery time is quite a gulf. We'll just have to see. You can be braced for the inevitable, but it doesn't make it much easier. Maybe the shock of a sudden death numbs the heart to help withstand the sense of loss.

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I've been incredibly horny lately. Don't know why. I've been downloading porn like it's my job! What I crave varies too. Usually I'm on one thing, now I'm all over the map... not to mention bed, floor, kitchen counter... Lately, one minute I'm so cock hungry I'm going up the wall, but for some REAL tube steak, not some pencil dick (like Tanner has). Next minute I want to be sucked off. One minute I'm all about banging the hell out of some bubble butt (like Tanner has -- and usually it's memory of doing that that I jerk off over... there's also an element of grudge fuck in there, which is a desire I'd never had to do before), or I'm on my back with feet reaching for the ceiling. (Actually, assault from above with around the back leg wrap is my favorite position, especially if he has furry abs or at least a trail. That friction rules!)

And then in my porn wanderings I wander across images like this:



Anyone care to go for a ride on THAT one? Holy mother of fuck! Not just the rod itself, but what you can see of what it's attached to too. Yep. There's an E ticket!

Then just as I got all hot'n'bothered over that ride, next came (so to speak) this feller:



There aren't enough gods to OMFG about! I WANT THIS ONE NOW!!!!! Is he on ebay? Or at least available for parties? Private parties. VERY private parties. From hair color and cut to crew socks... virtually every body fetish of mine is there. I'd list them but this entry would burst at the seams, as my fly is as I write! No, can't see what he's packin' 'tween those luscious thighs, maybe just a peek if you look close enough, but it's evidence enough for me. If there's an uncut 8x6 down there complete with a pair of low-hangers the size of hard-boiled eggs, and he has a rich base voice, and is a man with a slow hand (is that the Divine Aretha's line?), and he'd bring me my tea in the morning just the way I take it, and would groom me a nicely kept trim goatee, just for me, and could stomp off in a huff over my interpretation of Livy's preface... Well if all that were true it would be proof that there is no god.

Looks like the Tanner stuff will have to wait. After all those guys I have a need to release some... pressure!

~Seth~

P.S. Notice the caps I'm using on my name in my recent sign offs. It's my mark of respect for myself, which I'm working real hard on regaining. If you roll your eyes like a big chunk of cheese is getting lobbed by that, get over yourself and go look in the mirror. If you still have issues, I'll sic My Divine Miss P on you and you'll never walk the same again!

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