2004-03-04
2:10 p.m.

my aching ass

i wish i could say it was because i just got the daylights fucked out me. alas! it�s another tanning bed burn. not my whole ass like before, just the northern hemispheres. that�s odd. also odd that i�ve been going every day and not since the first day (Saturday?) have i burned.

i went to mcdonalds again first. kahrly sahmun wasn�t there singing for me. i was greeted by a tall, black, overweight teenage girl. i ordered burritos for something different. as i was fishing in my pocket for money, and yup, i did give my dick a tickle, but i turned my head and caught another employee checking me out. he was standing in the doorway to the pick-up window (tee hee). young guy, around 20, nice enough shoulders and chest. later i�d see he had a nice enough ass. pants were too baggy to show a basket. i�d say he was handsome enough too except that he had a touch of that local �my family tree doesn�t fork� look to him. he was, however, a brunette and had a goatee. as he and i cruised each other i started hearing �sir! sir!� in the distance. i looked back and somehow the big black girl turned into a little old white lady. i woke back up to find myself fingering a swelling fatty in my pocket in the presence of a grandmother. oops. so i paid, took my burritos, and sat where i could see him. he kept cruising me, and i kept trying not to fellate the burritos. when i finished he must have gone on break because i didn�t see him. so i just left to walk across the parking lot to get my butt broiled.

i was feeling kind of bummed yesterday because of porn. i wrote that i have a large collection on my ibook. well, i just checked. it takes up 23.95 GB. that�s a lot of dick! it�s all disorganized and i�d like to organize, but i still haven�t figured out how to go about it. the way i�ve been collecting is that i have a folder on my desktop entitled �new�. when surfing and i hit something hot, i drag and drop to the folder. the �new� gets a little over 1000 images, i number the folder and make a new �new�. the current �new� is about 75% done. it will be #148. these are just the disorganized, misc. pics. other folders with mpegs and such are a separate issue. as for being bummed, i was looking over #147 yesterday for pictures to upload for my entry, and it struck me how absolutely gorgeous the guys were. all of them. and i�ll never be one. i�ll never have one. it bummed me out. as the martinis progressed over the course of the evening, i got bummeder and bummeder. then this morning i got thinking about the porn organization question. i went back to #1, compiled in �99 or around there when i started hoarding as a hobby. holy shit! i must have been downloading ANY even remotely sexual back then. was i that desperate?! i mean ugly dudes, bad bad quality! and duplicates. organizing is going to include triage as well!

here are a couple sweeties i found.

i was going to give you an action shot too, but i really need to get to the vineyard. it�s 78 out today!

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