2004-02-27
12:56 p.m.

a little knowledge is dangerous

just back from my maiden tanning salon voyage. i smell funny. i was hoping to be serviced tob, bottom, front, and back by some strapping young fellers in thongs. not what happened. i was greeted by a sorority chick who was a little on the horsey side. nice enough, though. i asked if she were holding down the fort alone, she said no, that the manager was there. the manager turned out to be a woman my age. cute enough, though.

so i lay there in the coffin for 18 minutes working on the next part of that fantasy that got interrupted and, well, sort of playing with myself listening to the reggae music that was being discreetly piped in, trying not to think about sarah berhardt.

last night i had tried to re-write my page template to make sure the entry text was on the right half of the page and the text on the left half didn�t scroll as someone told me it did. the result of my efforts was pattymelt (who, btw, is a goddess) telling me �you fucked it up dude. it all white�. merde. so i�ve re-posted the old template. i�ll try again after i send this, even though, since i have the place to myself for the moment, i�d kind of like to stroke one off to some straight porn.

time to try out diary image insertion. here�s the tatt of mine i�m worried about.

see how on the left facing face his cheek looks a little rosy? that�s another fucking psoriasis bloom popping up! DAMMIT! i hope when it heals it won�t have fucked it up. i love that tatt!

ok. i can�t stand the suspense any longer. gotta see if the pic worked�

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